Parking.

. . . and just look what ended up next to my nice, new van at Target.  Would he dare put his Truck in this "predicament"?  To borrow a line from John Pinette, "I say, Nay, Nay".

Busted: an explanation.

I was apologizing to my dearest for hitting a curb in his truck. It wouldn't have been so bad if the boys hadn't been the ones to notice the white "scuff" on the tire. Of course, they had to ask him what it was and why it was there. Thus, leading to the interrogation and my need for sarcasm.