Busted.

I am so sorry. Very, very sorry. It was clearly my fault. Can I ever make it up to you? Will you ever forgive me? Please, please? I won't do it again. I know you are very protective. It was really sweet for you to trust me with it. You would think since I'm older than you, I would have more experience and know better. I just can't be trusted with it ever again. Really, you don't have to let me. I'll go back tomorrow and do it to mine. Then, I'll turn around and do it to the other side too, just for good measure. Will that make it a little better?

Ok, enough. Really? I mean, really?

Just wait till I take it out on Black Friday.